1. “Listen To Me. The Right Guy Is An Illusion. Start Living Your Lives.”
2. Sweetheart, you can’t go listening to every f**king little voice that runs through your head. You’ll go nuts.
3. “If I Worried What Every B**** In New York Was Saying About Me, I’d Never Leave The House.”
4. “I Will Not Be Judged By You Or Society.”
5. “The Test Of A Good Relationship Is: Are You Like This *Smiles* Or Like This *Frowns*?”
6. “You know marriage doesn’t guarantee a happy ending, just an ending.”
7. “F*** Me Badly Once, Shame On You. F*** Me Badly Twice, Shame On Me.”
8. “I Am Fifty F****** Two And I Will Rock This Dress.”
9. “Men aren’t that complicated. They’re kind of like plants.”
10. “As You Know, I Have Always Loved My Body Just The Way It Is.”
11. “MY VAGINA WAITS FOR NO MAN”
12. “IT’S BETTER TO BE ALONE THAN FAKE IT.”
13. “I LOVE YOU, BUT I LOVE ME MORE.”
14. “YOU CAN’T GO LISTENING TO EVERY FUCKING LITTLE VOICE THAT RUNS THROUGH YOUR HEAD.”
15. “MEN, BABIES, DOESN’T MATTER. WE’RE SOULMATES.”
