1. There’s a good chance he thinks this whole situation is overrated. He loves any sex with you, let’s be clear. But sixty-nining requires a whole hell of a lot of coordination and it’s easy to get distracted. But for every guy who’s not into it, there’s probably one who finds multi-tasking hot as hell. Probably the same people who enjoy doing the math when the bill comes after a group dinner.
2. His nose is way up there. You think you feel it gently prodding your butt hole but you can’t be entirely sure? It’s there. It’s right up in there. At this point, don’t worry about it, because he’s already experienced everything the region has to offer and he’s good with it.
3. He’s just trying to synergize. When you both go down on each other at the same time, everyone wins. Otherwise one of you has to wait after getting all turned on while you go down on your partner. It’s like eating all your fries before the burger. This way, you’re both at the same pace.
4. Hearing you perform oral while moaning from getting oral is half the appeal.You going down on him? Hot. Him going down on you? Hot. Your moans? Hot. All of it happening at once? Triple hot. Maybe hot cubed. It’s tough to say how that math gets calculated.
5. It’s hard to multitask. If he suddenly stops, it’s just because you’re doing a good job. Arguably, you’re doing too good of a job.
6. It can get very hard to breathe. Also, he might have stopped eating you out because he’s being deprived of oxygen. When sixty-nining, use the buddy system and check in every once in a while.
7. He can’t really talk much. Simply put, between giving and getting this is just not a time for conversation.
8. He really doesn’t want to be on top for this one. Frankly, he’s terrified of his balls getting in your eyes. Let that sink in, and once it does, please consider being on top and put his anxiety at ease.
9. He wants to try this at least once in his life, just to be able to say “nice” after. I’m sorry, someone had to tell you.
