One Redditor posed a question to women in a bid to find out the “subtle” ways they show they’re horny.
But the thread – which has attracted more than 2,000 comments – saw lots of ladies taking a much more brazen approach to let their partner know they want sex.
Men also joined in the sex confessions to spill the hilarious things their partners’ do.
Here are some ways to spot if she wants sex.
Straight to the point
“You can’t be subtle, either you mount him or he has no clue. Source: had my 7 yr wedding anniversary yesterday.”
Romance is dead
“It started off as a joke about me being as romantic as a brick to the head (we were talking about how being British, we don’t have a romantic stereotype).
“But now I say it every time just to hear him giggle: ‘Get on your back, you’re getting it.’ Works every time.”
Cartoon quickie
“Sometimes my wife and I throw a cartoon on to distract our kids for a few minutes while we sneak in some afternoon delight. It’s conditioned me to get aroused by the Paw Patrol theme song.”
Nap time
“I lead him by the hand into the bedroom and whisper those magic words into his ear ‘the baby’s asleep’.
“Then we have very quiet sex while trying not to make eye contact with the dog.”
Trained response
“I’ve been doing some Pavlovian exercises where whenever I’m kissing him it starts to get hot and heavy, I’ll start to lightly scratch/caress the back of his neck.
“It’s gotten to the point where just doing that guarantees sex.
“It’s kind of awful but it’s also amazing and I’m a little proud.”
Diary date
“Not a lady, but my wife like to seductively block out 30 minutes on her day planner a week in advance. It’s hot.”
Bend over
“You really can’t be subtle. I tried doing the flirty seduction thing, doesn’t work.
“I tried suggesting we go to bed a bit early to ‘cuddle’ – doesn’t work.
“Now I just casually bend down in front of him either naked or in just panties and he gets really horny and thinks it’s his idea.”
Baby it’s cold outside
“One morning I just grabbed his arm said: “Oh no, you’re so cold.” And put his hand between my thighs. He got a giggle out of that one.”
Dirty tones
“We have a tone of voice we use when we’re propositioning.
“We always ask: ‘So… how you doing?’ or ‘Hey’. Followed by wiggling eyebrows.
“Then my husband usually jumps me.”
