“The secret of staying young,” Lucille Ball famously joked, “is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.” To that we’d also add, at least if you’re talking about crossing the threshold into middle age: living your days without certain objects that are beneath your newly exalted station in life. Yes, turning 40 means you’re entering your best decade. It also means it’s time to retire your ex’s band t-shirt, throw out the magnifying mirror in your bathroom, and never, ever, wear jewelry that turns your skin green.
Herewith, we’ve compiled all of the things women should throw out when they reach 40. And if you choose to purge your home of these items, don’t forget to encourage your significant other to clean out his side of the closet, too: Here are the 40 Things No Man Over 40 Should Own.
Celebrity Fragrance
J. Lo’s first fragrance, the fruity floral Glow, was a classic. But now, several iterations and hundreds of celebrity-branded, focus-group-approved perfumes later, star-studded scents have been watered down. Toss it—or, at least, stop buying them. Instead, use nature to smell great, by eating the 6 foods that will make you smell like a million bucks.
Uggs
The slippers are fine, but the original (and ubiquitous) Ugg boots are the sartorial equivalent of leaving your house in your oldest, most misshapen set of pajamas. And if your partner needs some much-needed shoe upgrades, give him one of these 30 Cool Pairs of Slip-On Shoes.
Tights with Holes or Runs
Toss them and buy new ones ASAP. They’re inexpensive enough that there’s no excuse not to do this, and there are few things less professional than walking around with torn pantyhose.
A Nylon Duffel Bag
It’s time to upgrade to leather. Not only will it last you longer and endure more wear-and-tear, but it’ll also make your travel experience feel first-class—whether or not it actually is. And you’re in luck, because we have the 7 best luxury travel bags for you right here.
Harem Pants
The last thing any woman needs is for her pants to sag around the butt…on purpose. It’s not flattering even when you’re 20. Remember: baggy pants are a no-go for most men as well. Especially if you agree with the style-savvy women who answered the question: Should Men Wear Baggy Jeans?
A Magnifying Mirror
You don’t need this. If anything, staring into a magnifying mirror will drive you crazy and cause you to obsess (and, if you happen to groom your eyebrows yourself, it’ll make you a little too tweezers-happy, too). And for more lifestyle advice, here’s 32 Ways to Change His Behavior With Movie Quotes.
Sparkly Eye Makeup
Shimmer—which is usually subtle and fine—is not the same as glitter, which can be chunky and, well, glittery. (As well as a hazard if it gets into your eye.) That’s why a shimmer eyeshadow can stay, but glitter needs to go. And for more ways to live your best life, here are 5 Easy Ways to Become a Morning Workout Machine.
Cubic Zirconia
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The tiniest diamond is miles better than the biggest cubic zirconia.
Printed Leggings
If you’re going to wear leggings, they should be reserved for exercise only. And if you’re going to break that rule (since we can all agree that they make for excellent loungewear) at least make sure they’re black, which looks more chic and flattering than bright, loud colors. And if you’re indeed suiting up for the gym, here are 5 Exercises in 10 Minutes That Will Transform Your Body.
DIY Nail-Art Kits
You can get away with the occasional accent nail, but a full set of nail art is a lot of things (none of which is “elegant”). Imagine leading a board meeting with hands covered in multiple polish colors. (Exactly.) Go with your favorite color—or experiment with something bright—but lay off the whimsical details. Speaking of board meetings, here are The 5 Secrets to Running the Perfect Business Meeting.
Low-Rise Jeans
We’re not saying you should relegate yourself to “mom jeans.” Just opt for a higher-waisted style. You can still experiment with different silhouettes, from slouchy boyfriend jeans (cute and comfortable) to skinny jeans. And for more steal-from-your-boyfriend style, check out the sexiest, chicest leather jacket of all time.
Peasant Blouse
Really, no one of any age should be wearing a peasant blouse, least of all a woman in her 40s. But if you’ve let yours linger in your closet since the early 2000s (a.k.a. the last time peasant blouses were in style), it’s time to add it to your donation pile.
Source: bestlifeonline.com
